Can someone help me with a joke?

Buster Buchko: I don't meen like a knock knock cheesey type joke.... something actually funny that could be passed off as true!

Toby Women: sorry i dont have a good sense of humor

Jude Colbenson: just text her these words : Hi Gorgeous ! Did you know a wasp sleeps at night by biting into a leaf and gripping the sides with it's legs ?When she answers no,then you say: Makes you think twice about walking at night and brushing up against trees or bushes huh ? LOLThis is a three part joke that shows you are intellectual,imparts knowledge to them,and that you have a sense of humor which is refined.Women respond to all three. This has never failed me in getting a response,even a response of who cares ? etc. will still get a laugh out of her. MAKE sure you put the LOL or the Lmao after your second response....Show more

Hal Palowoda: if your "supposed to" be funny be yourself something will come to ya head

Esmeralda Pigram: just be your se! lf . if you're a funny person the jokes will come . being funny isn't always the best way unless that's your natural self . don't force it . JUST BE YOUR SELF .

Lyman Gauld: dont LOL, or ROFL, its not nice :/ maybe be a bit cheeky ;) but not toooo cheeky. depending on what the conversation is on mann, what sort of jokes to you crack with your mates?

Germaine Tieken: How do you make a middle-aged woman scream during sex?Wipe your dick off on her curtains!orWhat's worse than a piano going out of tune on a song?An "organ" going flat in a "piece."Cute little jokes that everyone likes....Show more

Flor Lizardi: Tell her she completes you! lol j/kHere's a couple things to get you started.."Hi! I had something really funny I was going to text you, but I got sidetracked by staring at your boobs and forgot..""Hi! I drew a picture of you, want to see?" She will say "Lol, OK", Then you send her a text of a stick figure.Try these, let me know how it goes! If she ! likes them I can come up with more, just email me :)...Show mo! re

Solomon Belback: Some girls like funny guys just dont be joking all the time there need to be somthing else to talk about to make a relation ship work so i would just come up with somthing to talk about other then that to get a conversion going

Kiersten Clayburn: jokes are cheesy. dont lol.